{"id":1775,"date":"2011-04-13T21:51:06","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T01:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=1775"},"modified":"2011-04-13T21:58:20","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T01:58:20","slug":"warning-if-you-are-a-rated-g-reader-skip-this-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=1775","title":{"rendered":"Warning&#8230; If you are a rated G reader&#8230; skip this post!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>This blog post contains a Bad Word&#8230; You are warned. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I am such a B-t-ch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes, I am. \u00a0Cleaning my house does this to me. \u00a0Laundry does this to me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Over the years, I\/we have learned this is what sends me over my edge. \u00a0After baby 4, we put into place things to keep me sane&#8230; or in that vicinity. \u00a0Thus our need and dependency for a cleaning lady. \u00a0I have help. \u00a0I don&#8217;t see this as a luxury but rather a necessity.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don&#8217;t do well with the overwhelming task of bathrooms (this alone, sends me over the edge &#8230; can you imagine life in a house with 7 males???) floors, dusting &#8230; all that stuff that makes me turn into a B-t-ch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This weekend while I was gone, Sanj let our cleaning lady go. \u00a0There was cause&#8230; good cause and it needed to be dealt with immediately. \u00a0So&#8230; wham.. no cleaner.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I planned a big dinner at our house Friday night. \u00a0We always host Friday nights as the house is sure to be clean. It makes entertaining much easier and pleasant.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>I am totally frazzled.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sanj hates when I get this way. \u00a0Yet, I can&#8217;t help it. \u00a0It is as if this creature starts to invade bit by bit&#8230; and I feel nasty and yet can&#8217;t contain it. \u00a0The ugliness over flows. \u00a0Soon I am screeching at the boys. \u00a0It sounds so ugly. \u00a0I hate how I sound. \u00a0Yet it is what comes out. \u00a0I feel baffled that no body else sees the mess. \u00a0No one can pick up their socks that they discarded while lounging on the sofa where they left their plate after they ate.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I take deep breathes. \u00a0It doesn&#8217;t help. \u00a0Just like they lied and told me Lamaze would help with the labour pains&#8230; LIES!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The hunt for help isn&#8217;t easy. \u00a0I have someone likely for the beginning of May&#8230; but that is a LONG time away. \u00a0The B-t-chness may totally tramatize the boys. \u00a0Or maybe they will all finally understand this language of what makes Mommy happy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hum&#8230; what a concept.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog post contains a Bad Word&#8230; You are warned. I am such a B-t-ch. Yes, I am. \u00a0Cleaning my house does this to me. \u00a0Laundry does this to me. Over the years, I\/we have learned this is what sends &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=1775\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1775"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1778,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775\/revisions\/1778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}