{"id":1799,"date":"2011-04-20T19:59:04","date_gmt":"2011-04-20T23:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=1799"},"modified":"2011-04-20T21:38:13","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T01:38:13","slug":"warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=1799","title":{"rendered":"Warning&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sanj and I have come to the conclusion that we are just too old to parent a 6 year old. \u00a0Parenting should come with a warning&#8230;. well, lots of warnings, really but the one I am talking about is when thinking of a baby at the age of 36 &#8230; there should be an alarm that rings&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DSC_8825.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1800\" title=\"DSC_8825\" src=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DSC_8825-1024x928.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"580\" srcset=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DSC_8825-1024x928.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/DSC_8825-300x271.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When you are 42&#8230; this child will be 6 years old.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Or in Sanj&#8217;s case&#8230; when you are 46&#8230; 6 years old.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When you are 50&#8230; this child will be 14 years of age.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Or in Sanj&#8217;s case&#8230; when you are 50&#8230; 10 years of age<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Or maybe the reality is that this warning should really sound it&#8217;s alarm when there is a Joshua being thought of!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yesterday Josh came home and during dinner mumbled something to me about going to the principal&#8217;s office because he didn&#8217;t come in from recess. \u00a0The story I got from him was that his sidekick convinced him to &#8220;hide&#8221; when the bell rang and recess was over&#8230; and not go in.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hum&#8230; when I asked the Principal about it, he added that in the midst of tears Josh said,<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;I hate you.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh dear.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Today we went to school, &#8220;understanding&#8221; that what he did was wrong&#8230; and ready to apologize to his Principal and Teacher.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Josh goes up to the Principal and as I nudge him he says, &#8220;What am I suppose to say again?&#8221; \u00a0(Insert an unhappy looking mom&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">After we got it all out&#8230; the Principal made the point that he hoped that Josh understood that he needed to make decisions in spite of those his friend make.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I said, <em>&#8220;Josh, if your friend were to jump off a bridge, you wouldn&#8217;t do that, would you?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em> <\/em>Josh answers: <em> &#8220;Yes I would. \u00a0I like jumping off bridges.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em> <\/em>Hum &#8230; glad the point went home.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Not.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As I was retelling Sanj this story, he sighs his exasperated sigh and says, <em>&#8220;I am too old to parent Josh.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">*** Despite the funny in this story&#8230; 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