{"id":2461,"date":"2011-11-07T11:37:13","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T16:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=2461"},"modified":"2011-11-07T11:39:22","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T16:39:22","slug":"liar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=2461","title":{"rendered":"Liar?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>It&#8217;s Monday&#8230; but after an extra hour of sleep and a warm sunny day&#8230; it&#8217;s ok!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/DSC_0970.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2463\" title=\"DSC_0970\" src=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/DSC_0970-680x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"963\" srcset=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/DSC_0970-680x1024.jpg 680w, http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/DSC_0970-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My hubby came home safe and sound. \u00a0Loved our new bedroom&#8230; I think that he like the fact that I got a new lock for our door even better (the one on there is broken). \u00a0lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I have to admit, I feel like crawling back into bed&#8230; with my book that I never opened this week. \u00a0Yet I am in the middle of de-cluttering our house. \u00a0There is the desk in the family that has so much stuff on it, books, loose pieces of papers and just junk in general. \u00a0We are a family that seems to accumulate clutter very easily&#8230; simply because it&#8217;s easier to put in on the desk rather than the extra steps to the garbage. Sigh. \u00a0Oh well&#8230; with 8 bodies in this house, most of us are messy by nature, what I say?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Usually first thing in the morning, after I peep at the time with one eye, to see if I am lucky enough to squeeze in another hour of sleep or not (usually not)&#8230; I holler for Tyler and Sammy to jump in the shower and then check my email and Facebook. \u00a0Then I surf the MSN page for any interesting jibberish that might grab my attention. \u00a0Today there was this &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lifestyle.ca.msn.com\/love-sex-relationships\/men-confess-the-10-lies-they-tell-women-4\">10 things that Men Admit They Lie About&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">1) <strong><em>\u00a0Do I Look Fat?<\/em><\/strong> &#8211; If I am stupid enough to ask Sanj if I look fat&#8230; I deserve the lie. \u00a0I&#8217;m asking because I feel fat. \u00a0There is no way around that question&#8230; simply because if he ever said, &#8220;<em>Yes, dear, you are looking fat&#8230;&#8221; \u00a0<\/em>I&#8217;m seriously not sure what I would do! \u00a0(Well actually I would likely leave out chips and chocolate macadamian nuts which I know he can&#8217;t resist and cook his food in pure fat&#8230; for pay back).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">2)<em><strong> I Don&#8217;t Enjoy Going To Strip Clubs&#8230; \u00a0<\/strong><\/em>As Sanj was getting ready, I asked him if he liked going to strip clubs&#8230; he looked startled at my question and did he&#8217;s laughing and answering&#8230; (a sure sign that he is uncomfortable&#8230; lol) &#8220;<em>No, of course not.<\/em>&#8221; \u00a0Hum&#8230; Just that he answered &#8220;of course not&#8230;&#8221; gave way to my pondering\u00a0and of course I&#8217;m more amusing than any show&#8230; I&#8217;m sure! lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">3). \u00a0<em><strong>We&#8217;ll Talk About It Later&#8230; <\/strong><\/em>Now I am not sure that Sanj every really uses this&#8230; because, 1) I don&#8217;t usually drop things until I am satisfied \u00a02) I don&#8217;t forget.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">4). \u00a0<em><strong>You Remind Me of Jennifer Lopez&#8230;<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0 No, that would so not work on me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">5.) <em><strong>\u00a0I Love Your Cooking&#8230; <\/strong><\/em>I doubt this is a lie&#8230; for the most part&#8230; because I know when I cook something yucky because I won&#8217;t eat it&#8230; plus I welcome him to cook any day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">6.) \u00a0<em><strong>I Don&#8217;t Think Of Other Women&#8230; <\/strong><\/em>I&#8217;d call him a liar than&#8230; as I think it is perfectly natural to notice others&#8230; just don&#8217;t ponder on it too much! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">7.)\u00a0<em><strong>\u00a0It&#8217;s OK, You Can Use My Razor&#8230; <\/strong><\/em>Now being married 17 years and counting, I know this is a lie!!! Actually Sanj never really offers his razor&#8230; and let&#8217;s me know it&#8217;s annoying. \u00a0(I do find men&#8217;s razors better than women&#8217;s, for some reason).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">8). \u00a0<em><strong>I love Meg Ryan movies&#8230; \u00a0<\/strong><\/em>lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">9) <strong><em>I Love Spending Time with Your Mom&#8230; <\/em><\/strong>well, he enjoys her food&#8230; good enough.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">10.)<em><strong> \u00a0I&#8217;m Sorry&#8230;<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0Sanj wouldn&#8217;t say he&#8217;s sorry if he wasn&#8217;t. \u00a0At least not usually.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes, this was a foolish article. \u00a0Who writes them and gets paid??? \u00a0Wish I could get a gig like that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Happy Monday!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Tomorrow, if your lucky&#8230; &#8220;10 Things Women Lie About&#8221;&#8230; lol)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday&#8230; but after an extra hour of sleep and a warm sunny day&#8230; it&#8217;s ok! 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