{"id":4082,"date":"2015-09-10T20:24:59","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T00:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=4082"},"modified":"2015-09-10T20:24:59","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T00:24:59","slug":"housewives-and-breastfeeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=4082","title":{"rendered":"Housewives and Breastfeeding…."},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/span>It\u2019s Thursday and I have had 3 days of success\u2026 we\u2019ve been on time! Today I was missing my boys. I mean I get asked all the time if I\u2019m thrilled for school to be back in session so the boys are gone? Yet the truth is I enjoy my boys in between the fighting. I mean, seriously, they are hilarious!!! I wish I could remember all that foolishness that is uttered and often leave me speechless and aghast.<\/p>\n

Today I was laughing and giving thanks to God for these creatures that He saw fit to intrust me with. They truly have weird and unique minds. I mean, I worry a bit as I realize I am just a bit (lol) eccentric, that they maybe are just weird to the outside world. Do other kids think like for example, my Max?<\/p>\n

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So today I picked Max up for his orthodontist appointment. He was worried about being late for his next class. I asked what class\u2026 and he replied Hospitality. OK\u2026 so Sammy loved Hospitality\u2026 he enjoys cooking. Tyler and Jordan too, seemed to enjoy it well enough. All three older boys are able to cook various dishes and are definitely self sufficient. Now Max\u2026 is my child that refuses to cook or even make toast, scramble eggs or KD. He is just plain lazy, I guess. He will usually resort to eating cereal if no one \u201cserves\u201d him. SMH.<\/p>\n

After a day of Hospitality, I was curious. His explanation of Hospitality was a class for GIRLS and how to behave with company coming \u2026 and I am staring at him\u2026. like he is an alien. I mean Sanj and have have pretty traditional roles in our family, neither of us are defined by stereotypical roles. Then Max tells me that the teacher is teaching us like we are house wives. OK\u2026 I wish I took selfie of my appalled-ment (I realize this isn\u2019t a real word but it should be). I said a few things\u2026 but told him that I\u2019m technically a housewife\u2026 offended\u2026 and he says, \u201cBut you\u2019re not one of those kinds (of housewives).” \u00a0<\/em>Totally concerned, I told him that in this day and age, the woman he marries will expect an equal partnership of sorts\u2026. she\u2019s not going to be putting up with your foolishness. I asked how he thought he\u2019d find a wife like in his head? He replied\u2026. \u201cWhy do you think I\u2019m checking out the girls in this class?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

I can’t wait to see what girl will put this child of mine in his place. \u00a0lolol<\/p>\n

This is a Max post\u2026 so I may as well continue. We were in Canadian Tire and as we stood looking for a wire cutter, Max asked me, totally randomly, \u201cAre girls breastfeed?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Ok, imagine my confusion. Girls? What girls? I looked at him\u2026 \u201cYou mean, BABY GIRLS?\u201d<\/em>
\nHe said, \u201cYes.\u201d<\/em>
\nI was so baffled and again a little worried\u2026 what is wrong with this child???
\nI said, \u201cMax, BABIES are breast fed. (Unless they are bottle fed) Period.\u201d<\/em>
\nI guess he\u2019s never seen a girl baby breast fed.<\/p>\n

Of course I must add this disclaimer… that while Max says and questions things like a fool… usually he’s just doing \u00a0it to get my reaction…. and 10\/10 I don’t let him down, I’m sure!<\/p>\n

I love my boys. I love their spirit and authenticity. I love their inquisitness. I love their play and humour even when it is irreverent. I love that they can share their foolishness\u2014 what is hilarious to them, despite the off coloured-ness. I love my connection to them though often enough I will feel a disconnect because well\u2026 they are boys, males to be specific. Nuff Said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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