{"id":42,"date":"2010-11-07T17:51:17","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T22:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2010-11-08T07:55:08","modified_gmt":"2010-11-08T12:55:08","slug":"my-mom-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"My Mom Is Here&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>My mom is here. <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This means a bunch of stuff&#8230; It means that I am fed and not cooking! \u00a0It means that I eat all the time&#8230; even if I am not hungry!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It means that laundry is caught up&#8230; It means that there is laundry happening all the time! \u00a0It means that I see a shirt or sweater that I forgot about! \u00a0It means that all the socks are paired. \u00a0It means that Sanj&#8217;s dress socks are overflowing out of his drawer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It means that Josh is not clinging to me. \u00a0He loves my mom as much as me. \u00a0He even told me, \u00a0<em>&#8220;I love Amamma and you the same!<\/em>&#8221; \u00a0He sleeps with her. \u00a0He hollers for her to wipe his bum. \u00a0He kisses her with his sticky ice cream lips and she giggles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It means that I hear all about the Bollywood scene. \u00a0My mom loves her Indian movies. \u00a0She tells me the stories as if I am a huge fan. I am not. \u00a0I find the movies way to long and bothersome to read subtitles for 3 hours. \u00a0Yet, my mom loves her movies.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It means that she will look through my books to find a new one that interests her. \u00a0She is a beach read\/ romantic novel type. \u00a0If she finds one that she likes, she will re-read it over and then again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It means that my house will be very warm. \u00a0My mom is always cold. \u00a0She is always layered. \u00a0So, the thermostat will be up a few degrees.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I think she exhausts herself while she is here. \u00a0Yet I know she also sleeps well.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom is here. This means a bunch of stuff&#8230; It means that I am fed and not cooking! \u00a0It means that I eat all the time&#8230; even if I am not hungry! It means that laundry is caught up&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=42\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1,5],"tags":[16,260,3],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}