{"id":4800,"date":"2020-02-26T09:14:57","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T14:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=4800"},"modified":"2020-02-26T09:14:57","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T14:14:57","slug":"laughing-out-loud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=4800","title":{"rendered":"Laughing Out Loud"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This post is about nothing&#8230; meaning I am sick of myself and tired of the heaviness that I seem to feel constantly of late.  The Harvey Weinstein verdict, the stories of the athletics at Ohio State, yadda yadda sent me into a downward spiral and blah blah blah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/DSC07000-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4804\" srcset=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/DSC07000-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/DSC07000-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/DSC07000-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/DSC07000.jpg 1860w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>This is one of my faves despite the photo being taken in the 100 degrees weather! Love my boys!<br><br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So this is about the joys of boys!  I have posted some of these on Facebook but I am reposting so they are on my blog for memories for our family years later.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Often times the boys say things that leave me speechless.  I am so shocked at the way their minds work.  They are really one of my biggest blessings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;I was walking with a girl and she walked through a puddle so I felt I had to or I would look like a wimp.  She had boots and since I didn&#8217;t I had wet feet all day.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><br><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pick up line:  <em>&#8220;Would you like to go on a date with me? You&#8217;ll enjoy a fine Indian made by my mom.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;I feel more productive when I shave.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Was I a mistake?  Who has six kids?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;Scaliness <\/em>(dry skin) <em>is cool.&#8221; <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;Does this shirt look too dirty?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;That tasted like butt-cheek on a stick!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is an experience Max had at the grocery store his works at.  He works in the health and wellness products and food.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A middle-aged lady approached him, asking if he could show her where the yeast products were.  Max is 18-19 years old.  He told her that she would find yeast in the baking section.  This lady had a great laugh at his innocent response when she explained it was yeast cream, at this point when Max clued in. She said she probably should have not asked a young man.  My poor child! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post is about nothing&#8230; meaning I am sick of myself and tired of the heaviness that I seem to feel constantly of late. 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