{"id":558,"date":"2009-04-12T07:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-12T11:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=558"},"modified":"2009-04-12T07:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T11:39:00","slug":"too-much-testosterone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=558","title":{"rendered":"TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_ESvCH9ghcAI\/SeHrrzV7eGI\/AAAAAAAABj8\/1racH7jy-uc\/s1600-h\/testosterone-704097.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_ESvCH9ghcAI\/SeHrrzV7eGI\/AAAAAAAABj8\/1racH7jy-uc\/s400\/testosterone-704097.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323795372277725282\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We went shopping this weekend&#8230; Golf clubs for the older two and Toys R Us for the younger ones.  Trucks, batman, army guys, power rangers&#8230;  sheesh!  <\/p>\n<p>Really boys and girls play with the same things&#8230; except boys just don&#8217;t call their dolls &#8212; dolls!<\/p>\n<p>Sanj told me that once the boys have outgrown these golf clubs, they would be perfect for me.  Hand me downs&#8230; from my sons!<\/p>\n<p>Testosterone overflows in this house.  Gaseous scents are awesome rather than disgusting. Watching a movie is a waste of 2 hours&#8230; yet watching a hockey game is not.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I find that I forget that I am even a girl.  I find myself thinking in terms of the male gender that I lose myself.<br \/>I pick bang &#8217;em up movies rather than ones that leave me feeling nice.  I find myself picking out a cell phone that is silver or black rather than pink so that I can pass it down at some point.<\/p>\n<p>The boys have taken to my shoes&#8230; crocs and runners&#8230; My sweatshirts&#8230; are seen on Tyler more than on me.  Jordan can be seen sleeping in my bathrobe because it is comfy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Boys&#8230;  testosterone is overflowing.  I need a girls weekend away!  Quick!  <\/p>\n<p>I hope that the hair on my chin isn&#8217;t the result of all the overflowing testosterone seeping into me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went shopping this weekend&#8230; Golf clubs for the older two and Toys R Us for the younger ones. Trucks, batman, army guys, power rangers&#8230; sheesh! Really boys and girls play with the same things&#8230; except boys just don&#8217;t call &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=558\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}