{"id":685,"date":"2009-09-02T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=685"},"modified":"2009-09-02T09:07:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T13:07:00","slug":"mars-for-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"Mars&#8230; For REAL!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_ESvCH9ghcAI\/Sp5_aXN5HHI\/AAAAAAAACU4\/-Ya50mAinaE\/s1600-h\/i_leave_the_toilet_seat_up_tshirt-p235929548235800576trlf_400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_ESvCH9ghcAI\/Sp5_aXN5HHI\/AAAAAAAACU4\/-Ya50mAinaE\/s400\/i_leave_the_toilet_seat_up_tshirt-p235929548235800576trlf_400.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376875096012561522\" \/><\/a><br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_ESvCH9ghcAI\/Sp5_aPLin0I\/AAAAAAAACUw\/gvDdanWS_8g\/s1600-h\/images.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 106px; height: 94px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_ESvCH9ghcAI\/Sp5_aPLin0I\/AAAAAAAACUw\/gvDdanWS_8g\/s400\/images.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376875093855215426\" \/><\/a><br \/>OK&#8230; I am writing this with steam coming out of my ears and other places&#8230;<\/p>\n<div>My husband has really pushed my buttons today. <\/div>\n<div>Remember how I said that I banned the boys from our bathroom?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>So I went in early this morning and the seat was up.  When Sanj came in from the gym, I said<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Sanj, could you not just put the seat down in this one bathroom&#8230; &#8220;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>In 15 years of marriage and parenting, I have never once bugged them about putting the seat down.  I figured this cuts down the chances of me seating on a wet seat.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Well&#8230; my annoying husband goes off on a tangent.  How come men have to put the seat down? How come women can&#8217;t put the seat up when they leave?  <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Really is this necessary?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>He didn&#8217;t shut up either&#8230; as he full well knows that he is annoying me.  I had to give him the finger to show him my true emotions at that moment.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Oh yah,  be sure that he is going to comment &#8230; rant and rave with big words that you may require a dictionary to understand his reply.  Blah blah blah!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Men are so from MARS!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK&#8230; I am writing this with steam coming out of my ears and other places&#8230; My husband has really pushed my buttons today. Remember how I said that I banned the boys from our bathroom? So I went in early &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=685\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}