{"id":896,"date":"2010-02-14T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=896"},"modified":"2010-02-14T20:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T01:00:00","slug":"instant-birth-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"Instant Birth Control!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I have written many a blog about my youngest, my sweet Joshua.<\/span><\/div>\n
I love him to pieces.  He is a special gift to me.  I just know that God has huge plans for him.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Here’s the thing… I am 41 years old.<\/span><\/div>\n
I am not as full of energy as I was in my 20s.<\/span><\/div>\n
I am busier than I ever was.<\/span><\/div>\n
I have a lot of things that run through my head all day.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Yet as I love this little shadow of mine… (he is literally every where I am)…<\/span><\/div>\n
He is exhausting.  He never shuts up.  Never!  <\/span>He talks constantly. <\/span><\/b><\/i> He never runs out of things to say.<\/span><\/div>\n
I can’t think with him around.  He asks me questions I many times have no answers for.<\/span><\/div>\n

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He starts as soon as he sees light outside… “Mommy, can you open your eyes now?  It’s morning time.”<\/span><\/div>\n
“Mommy, is there lava under the ground?”<\/span><\/div>\n
“Mommy, I don’t have to wipe my penis like moms do.”<\/span><\/div>\n
How come Washington D.C. has all the snow?<\/span><\/div>\n
“Can I have a toy?”<\/span><\/div>\n
“I don’t have to pee, I am just dancing.”<\/span><\/div>\n
“Do I have cavities today?<\/span><\/div>\n
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He exhausts me.  He is instant birth control.  If I ever had a moment of pining for a little baby, it is quickly gone as I hear Josh’s voice.  I am too old for a 4 year old.  I am too old for a 4 year old that never shuts off.<\/span><\/div>\n
Never!<\/span><\/div>\n

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People that are considering having a babe should really borrow Josh for half a day  (that will be plenty)… so they can see that they may get a Josh.  He is the Energizer bunny.  He never stops.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Instant Birth Control.<\/span><\/div>\n
I Love Him!<\/span><\/div>\n

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