{"id":900,"date":"2010-02-16T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-16T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=900"},"modified":"2010-02-16T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-16T16:28:00","slug":"5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=900","title":{"rendered":"5%&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">I love being mommy 95% of the time. &nbsp;Last night we were in bed, I was snuggling with my youngest two as they burned up with fever. &nbsp;Suddenly I hear something that sounded like a pipe burst and all this gushing of water. &nbsp;Sammy yelled, &#8220;Mommy!!&#8221;<\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">As I walked down the hall, I &nbsp;saw a little pond at the base of the bed. &nbsp;Brown gunk. &nbsp;It took me a minute to process it. &nbsp; Lots of chocolate Dairy Queen birthday cake from supper, except you could swim in it.<\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">SANJ!!! &nbsp;<\/span><\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Vomit and I do not mix well. &nbsp;This is a part of motherhood that I am so not cut out for! &nbsp; Oh my goodness! &nbsp;How can so much fit in a &nbsp;body? &nbsp;<\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_ESvCH9ghcAI\/S3rHiTrFDnI\/AAAAAAAAC-E\/7oItpz_8IYM\/s1600-h\/images.jpeg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_ESvCH9ghcAI\/S3rHiTrFDnI\/AAAAAAAAC-E\/7oItpz_8IYM\/s200\/images.jpeg\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">I am home today with most of the boys home sick, down and out. &nbsp;It &nbsp;is a day I don&#8217;t mind as long as all body fluids stay in. &nbsp;They are quieter, calmer and want to snuggle. &nbsp;<\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Hopefully this is a 24\/48 hour bug. &nbsp;So all will be right in their world again.<\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">After vomiting, my son came to me and said, &#8220;I lost 5 pounds.&#8221;<\/span><br \/><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Oh dear!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love being mommy 95% of the time. &nbsp;Last night we were in bed, I was snuggling with my youngest two as they burned up with fever. &nbsp;Suddenly I hear something that sounded like a pipe burst and all this &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=900\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}