{"id":978,"date":"2010-06-04T19:45:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T23:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=978"},"modified":"2010-06-04T19:45:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T23:45:00","slug":"missing-my-15-year-old-and-the-lawnmower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"Missing: My 15 Year Old and the Lawnmower!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Lord Have Mercy!  I had a trying day with my 5 year old.  He was really testing me.  I am pretty sure I won but wow, I am too old to have a 5 year old! <\/span><\/div>\n

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Sammy was home today so I phoned him and asked him to mow the lawn.  I got home and the front yard was mowed.  I was so pleased that he was listening to me.  I went looking for him.  I didn’t see him.  I didn’t see the lawn mower either.<\/span><\/div>\n
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I wasn’t worried.  Max went hunting for him in all the usual places as I brought the groceries in.  Still no Sammy or lawnmower.  Then Max went to look for him in all the unusual places.  No Sammy.  I was just about to panic.  Well actually I was rehearsing my call to Sanj to tell him that Sammy and our mower was kidnapped or stolen.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Max thought he heard a mower in the wood\/ forest.  He went to look.  He took a little too long.  I begin to worry.  I started to head into the woods, when the chicken in me decided to grab the phone, not sure what I would find.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Then  I see Sammy and Max running out of the woods.  <\/span><\/div>\n

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I was so relieved I wanted to smack him.  Where is the lawnmower?  <\/span><\/div>\n

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Since I could see that he was a little hyper, I knew that the mower was in a place I didn’t want it to be.<\/span><\/div>\n

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It was in the back woods, stuck.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Did I mention he was home today?<\/span><\/div>\n
Here is how he spent part of the day… picture taking.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Did I mention I love this kid?<\/span><\/div>\n

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