{"id":1668,"date":"2011-03-11T15:52:24","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T20:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=1668"},"modified":"2011-03-11T15:52:24","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T20:52:24","slug":"are-yours-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=1668","title":{"rendered":"Are Yours Real?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">My boys love shows such as <strong><em>Fear Factor <\/em><\/strong>and <strong><em>Wipe Out<\/em><\/strong>. \u00a0It is the kind of show that crosses the age barrier between the older boys and the younger ones.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/images1.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1670\" title=\"images\" src=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/images1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"276\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When I was little, I remember my family gathered around watching<strong><em> Jeopardy<\/em><\/strong> and <strong><em>Wheel of Fortune.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They were watching Fear Factor, \u00a0women&#8217;s week. \u00a0As I walked in to watch with them, it was down to the final 2 ladies. \u00a0One chickie (I wouldn&#8217;t really call her a lady) \u00a0just bothered me. \u00a0She was tall, lean and pretty enough. She had bleach blond hair and yet you did not notice any of these features. \u00a0She had the hugest, fakest boobs. \u00a0HUGE! \u00a0They were literally the size of basketballs. \u00a0To add to her appearence, her clothing did nothing to hide her basketballs. \u00a0When she had to put her bathing suit on, it barely covered anything of her lushiness.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I looked at my boys&#8230; time for a life lesson.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>&#8220;Boys&#8230; do you see this ladies breasts? \u00a0THEY ARE FAKE. \u00a0No woman has breast like that!&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Insert the boys and Sanj looking at me uncomfortably&#8230; Sanj is looking for my filter&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>&#8220;Yes, women can get fake breast put in&#8230; when they have small breast and are unhappy with them. \u00a0Yet this girl&#8230; she looks ridiculous!&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>&#8220;This is the kind of girl, if you bought home&#8230; Mommy will not like!&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I smile.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The boys are looking at me, hoping that I will stop talking.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Josh, who is resting his head on my shoulder, slowly moves his head closer onto my breast&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em>&#8220;Are yours real, Mommy? <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I, of course, bust (haha) into laughter!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I love my boys!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em> <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My boys love shows such as Fear Factor and Wipe Out. \u00a0It is the kind of show that crosses the age barrier between the older boys and the younger ones. 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