{"id":2918,"date":"2012-06-05T09:49:11","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T13:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=2918"},"modified":"2012-06-05T09:49:11","modified_gmt":"2012-06-05T13:49:11","slug":"pain-in-the-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=2918","title":{"rendered":"Pain in the butt…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I \u00a0had a horrible morning. \u00a0How is that possible when it is only 9:29 am? \u00a0Well, it is! \u00a0First of all, I have the most terrible pain in my butt. \u00a0No, I am not talking about one of my children but rather a hemorrhoid (which shows up spelt a 100 different ways). \u00a0Yes, I am talking about this… it hurts. \u00a0ALOT! \u00a0The pains of the hysterectomy were bearable in fact not bad compared to this!!! \u00a0\ud83d\ude41 \u00a0Needless to say, if you have a very sore bum, there are not a lot of comfortable options… as you use your backside to sit, walk and even lay down, since I can’t lie on my tummy totally yet. \u00a0A sore bum makes for a very grumpy me. \u00a0There are some things that such have an instant remedy for a fix. \u00a0(FYI- don’t google images of hemorrhoids! Nasty!!!)<\/em><\/p>\n

I usually will just let things such as the wet towels the boys never hang up but rather love to drop on the floor, pass. \u00a0Or let it go that there’s been a bunch of clothes of the bench on the porch that no one can bring in. \u00a0Or that there was a pair of pants, by the piano, that people had to walk over to play the piano… yup, I live with pigs. \u00a0But usually, I let this go.<\/p>\n

Then a child of mine gives me attitude. \u00a0Over something stupid… \u00a0like I am not willing to pay for a pair of water shoes or boots for one day’s activity. \u00a0Attitude. \u00a0Then he flings a shoe and it accidentally hit his brother’s nose and …. \u00a0then I lose it.<\/p>\n

I’m sure my kids think I am crazy. \u00a0I am sure they wish they were born into another family. \u00a0I am crazy. \u00a0Most of the time I can hide it well. \u00a0Not today.<\/p>\n

I mean, really, what do they do that is oh so helpful? \u00a0Yes, they have chores. \u00a0Yet, does it get done everyday without nagging. \u00a0Um… no. \u00a0(Of course there are times they do things wonderfully, but I’m grumpy today so I’m not focusing on that).<\/em><\/p>\n

I left the boys at school. \u00a0My bum hurts. \u00a0Alot. \u00a0I am grumpy. \u00a0I feel like carrot cake. Oh and there is no hot water when I went into the shower.<\/p>\n

It’s not yet 10 am. \u00a0I hope my day turns around real soon. \u00a0And my bum stops hurting.<\/p>\n

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