{"id":3761,"date":"2014-06-05T10:14:36","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T14:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=3761"},"modified":"2014-06-05T10:14:36","modified_gmt":"2014-06-05T14:14:36","slug":"crazy-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/?p=3761","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to start this off by making excuses for not writing more because \u2026. but I won&#8217;t even bother.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yesterday we &#8211; Sanj and I were in the car (Kid 4 was there too) and we off to pick up Kid 5 from youth group. \u00a0Sanj has been unwell and yesterday he thought maybe he had food poisoning, so he asked to me drive (I&#8217;d much rather be the passenger, not to mention I find it annoying being told how to drive). \u00a0As I was driving, I was chattering as we do and when Sanj said something, I responded with a crude comment and then was in hysterics, pleased with my cleverness!!! \u00a0My husband was appalled. \u00a0\ud83d\ude41 \u00a0Of course this had me laughing even harder. \u00a0Sanj is and never has been one to find farting (because you really have to) or crude jokes etc funny. \u00a0Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Disclaimer here: \u00a0I don&#8217;t do this all the time. \u00a0Yet when I do, really let loose I&#8217;m usually in the company of girlfriends that have the same humor. \u00a0It&#8217;s a release. \u00a0Sometimes I need to just be silly and let loose and act like an absolute idiot. \u00a0And it feels good.<\/p>\n<p>Here one of the things that was said:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kid 4 asked:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Mom which weighs more\u00a0<\/em><i>\u2026 1000 pounds of feathers or a thousand pounds of bricks?<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I replied: &#8220;Bricks.&#8221; ( I immediately saw a weighing scale like from the olden days and in my head saw the bricks tipping over the \u00a0scale).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Figure_12_02_01a.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3764\" alt=\"Figure_12_02_01a\" src=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Figure_12_02_01a.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Figure_12_02_01a.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Figure_12_02_01a-300x96.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sanj was appalled. \u00a0Kid 4 who is his father&#8217;s mini me echoed, MOM!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Do any of you not get it? \u00a0Bricks in the wrong answer. <em>(Message me so I know I&#8217;m not alone&#8212; PLEASE!!!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">Sanj looked at me and asked if I took my crazy pill? \u00a0This made me laugh harder. \u00a0And truthfully, I ran out so I didn&#8217;t take it for a &#8220;few&#8221; days. lol \u00a0I&#8217;m good though now. \u00a0My craziness is something that a crazy pill cannot help with.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kid 4 said, &#8220;Mom!!! They are a 1000 pounds each!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">BAHAHAHAH! \u00a0See my mind is so hyper that I didn&#8217;t lock into that. \u00a0I immediately saw the visual. \u00a0Sanj looked at me and shook his head and sighed and muttered something about logic not being one of my strengths.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I saw this and of course knew it was perfect clipart to illustrate my thoughts!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/168525_254555811320056_288564403_n.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3763\" alt=\"168525_254555811320056_288564403_n\" src=\"http:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/168525_254555811320056_288564403_n.jpg\" width=\"425\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/168525_254555811320056_288564403_n.jpg 425w, https:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/168525_254555811320056_288564403_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/livinglovingbreathingboys.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/168525_254555811320056_288564403_n-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dear Jesus,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Thank you for the man that I am blessed (most days) to call my husband. \u00a0Thank you for our strengths and thank you for making us polar opposites!!! \u00a0And Jesus, thank you even more for making a special crazy pill just for me!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I love you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Reema<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to start this off by making excuses for not writing more because \u2026. but I won&#8217;t even bother. 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