This obviously isn’t Max. My super, ridiculously good looking Max. Because if it was Max, Max would have said he’s super good. I say, he’s super ridiculously good.
See I even made ( bought) this shirt.
Anyways, back to my really ridiculously, good looking son, Max.
I love his personality. He is the funniest kid you’ll meet. There is nobody as funny and good looking as Max.
He’s nothing like his lazy, bad looking brothers, who have no sense of humor. He’s just the perfect child. He is like a little super good looking angel sent from heaven.
He’s got more friends than there are stars in the sky. He’s cooler then coolest guy on the universe. He’s super athletic (good at sports).
Just a quick reminder, this obviously wasn’t Max, who wrote this! By the way, did I mention that he’s extremely good looking (with a exclamation point!