Instant Birth Control!

I have written many a blog about my youngest, my sweet Joshua.
I love him to pieces.  He is a special gift to me.  I just know that God has huge plans for him.

Here’s the thing… I am 41 years old.
I am not as full of energy as I was in my 20s.
I am busier than I ever was.
I have a lot of things that run through my head all day.

Yet as I love this little shadow of mine… (he is literally every where I am)…
He is exhausting.  He never shuts up.  Never!  He talks constantly.  He never runs out of things to say.
I can’t think with him around.  He asks me questions I many times have no answers for.

He starts as soon as he sees light outside… “Mommy, can you open your eyes now?  It’s morning time.”
“Mommy, is there lava under the ground?”
“Mommy, I don’t have to wipe my penis like moms do.”
How come Washington D.C. has all the snow?
“Can I have a toy?”
“I don’t have to pee, I am just dancing.”
“Do I have cavities today?

He exhausts me.  He is instant birth control.  If I ever had a moment of pining for a little baby, it is quickly gone as I hear Josh’s voice.  I am too old for a 4 year old.  I am too old for a 4 year old that never shuts off.

People that are considering having a babe should really borrow Josh for half a day  (that will be plenty)… so they can see that they may get a Josh.  He is the Energizer bunny.  He never stops.

Instant Birth Control.
I Love Him!

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